Listen Here You Deviants (Yes.. Snot.. Chuck.. 667.. I'm talkin' to YOU! :P

So.. since we're all nuts as it is.. I've invited a bunch of the tarts that run my other forum for me.. and with me.

It's a parenting forum and it's pretty big. It's busy.. and it's fucking always full of drama and shit. There's much to do and much for us to escape from.

Moose.. Chuck.. I've warned them not to play into your "Send me McGuppy Photos" games.. so yer shit outta luck.

Play nicely with my Kiwi Divas..or I'l DickRot the lot of ya!!

I'll give you some background bout Kiwi Divas.

When I was pregnant with Emma I went slowly mad. No shit.. it was like being trapped in pregnantville lol

I wound up on a kiwi parenting forum called Treasures.. and while there I joined a thread called Bored at Work .. and that's where I met Hope & Shannon (Auckland), Kerry (Wellington), Belinda (Christchurch) and Julie (Taranaki). There were three others.. but they went by the wayside.

Treasures started getting pissed off cause we wouldn't behave lol. They phoned Hope at work and told her to make her little gang of housebitches behave. We thought this hugely funny and started our own forum.. telling http://treasures.co.nz to shove it up their arses.

After about 4 months of chatting amongst ourselves.. we decided that we'd open it up to the public.. and it went mental from the first moment. We've been open since November and those tarts post up a storm.

We've lately had a rogue member stir up alot of shit.. then slink away and stir more shit from the background. Nasty shit that wore us all out.

Treaures is a nappy & baby product company over here.. so having a handful of housebitches take them on has been wonderfully refreshing.

Hell.. I even get emails from their management telling me to make my members behave when they go to Treasures' boards. I then get the joy of telling them that my members are adults, so I don't treat them like children. The emails stop for a while about then.

Within Divas we have mental health support groups.. pregnancy support.. ttc (trying to concieve) support.. support agencies are involved and will be getting more involved now it's the new year. We even have an Underground Railway for domestic violence victims. We get them out by having women all over NZ that have volunteered their homes so a person can get from town to town without anyone else needing to know. They don't even know where their next stop is until they're almost there.. so they can't get in the shit from letting things slip.

The merits of the site are just endless.. and it's been wonderful to be able to give something back to society.. without having to compromise.

So thats why I want you to be goodly to my Divas.. they're amazing women from all sorts of walks of life.. and they're angels without wings.

Ummmmmmm,, ok,, but do they got titz??????

Well we're all mothers.. so you'd hope we have tits.

ok then...we gotta play nice.....if we ask nicely and say please what would our chances be

*sneaks in very quietly* and then flashes mummie tits at Chuck

Thanks for inviting me B. You rock honey.

Just wanting to thank you Wytch.your a real Gem........huge hugs and all that and I hope the family are doing good....how the time flies huh....xxx

Honeybear wrote:

*sneaks in very quietly* and then flashes mummie tits at Chuck

Thanks for inviting me B. You rock honey.

HA.. HA! That'll learn ya Chuck.

Lovely to see you chickie.. Kick back with the other mentallers..

Honeybear wrote:

*sneaks in very quietly* and then flashes mummie tits at Chuck

I saw that!!

*waves to Honeybear*

Hey darlin' good to see you here

((HUGS)) 'KQ'

Hey Ange. *waves* It's nice to be here.

Well, I shot myself in the foot last night. Started with a great opening post and am now sitting here stumped as to what to say. mmmmmm Me lost for words doesn't happen very often. Just ask Ange and B. LOL

Leo - sorry bout the saggy bits

Honeybear wrote:

Leo - sorry bout the saggy bits

no worries, I photoshopped them away, they're all perky now

pppssssssss pppssssssss hey Leo, whispers in Leo's ear, what's me chances of that photo bit for me saggers
LOL

Hi

Thanks for the invite B , Hi everyone

*waves to all newcomers*

Hello to all from Canada!!!

Welcome to our nuthouse!!!
It's cozy and crazy and just
the place to kick off your shoes,
sit back and have a good time.
Nice to have you all here!!!

*grumble* christ on a crutch,, why do I always miss the funbags???

Leo76 wrote:

Honeybear wrote:

Leo - sorry bout the saggy bits

no worries, I photoshopped them away, they're all perky now

Oh if only it was that simple. I could fix my arse and guts as well. LOL

Boring night at work - it's 11.30pm and it is still 27 degrees out side. Both my kids are sleeping nearly naked and still sweating.

Nite all.

Newfygal wrote:

pppssssssss pppssssssss hey Leo, whispers in Leo's ear, what's me chances of that photo bit for me saggers
LOL

LOL@ Newf....anything is possible *waves magic wand* just step into my office

Imalady wrote:

*waves to all newcomers*

Hello to all from Canada!!!

*waves madly back at Ima* Long time no see - good to see you again

hahaha Moose.....I didn't miss the chesticles....don't care if they are saggy as all tits are good tits....see Moose all we gotta do is ask nicely......thanks Wytch....this is gonna be a fun site

I do believe I've met the ladies from the Mummy Site! That be right,Pagan?
Hello,Ladies! ~waves~ Pay no attention to the desperates. We just accept them because they can't help it.

just biding me ime...one has come in and flashed....so reckon there is a couple more that will flash yet

mactavish wrote:

I do believe I've met the ladies from the Mummy Site! That be right,Pagan?
Hello,Ladies! ~waves~ Pay no attention to the desperates. We just accept them because they can't help it.

hey at least these ladies flash their funbags for us....not like you who wants to cover up all the time

Oh,come now. You're just dirty because you don't get to see them. Ask Moose if they're any good. BAHahahahahaha!!!